Paradox Cafe Menu

Welcome to Paradox Cafe, a delightful spot located at 3439 SE Belmont St, Portland, OR. This cozy eatery is a wonderful fusion of modern diner aesthetics and a warm, welcoming atmosphere. Known for its exceptional breakfast and brunch options, Paradox Cafe offers a plethora of dishes, featuring everything from classic favorites to remarkable vegan alternatives.

The standout dishes, like the avocado benny, are crafted with fresh ingredients, promising exquisite flavors that will keep you coming back for more. The crispy potato bites are a must-try—crunchy perfection! Beyond the food, you will appreciate the top-notch service and hospitable vibe, making every visit special.

Whether you're enjoying a cup of organic coffee or indulging in their decadent offerings, Paradox Cafe is a haven for breakfast lovers and brunch enthusiasts alike. Don't forget to bring your furry friends; dogs are welcome too!

For Starters

Solstice Corn Cake

Served with apples and walnuts.

$10.50

Biscuit and Gravy

Served with roasted peach and oregano berry compote.

$3.75

French Toast

$12.50

Waffle

$12.00

The Bundle

Fresh, steamed veggies over a biscuit and gravy with tofu.

$12.50

P-Dox Benedict

Tofu, sausage patties & potatoes

$16.50

Avo Bene

Avocado, spinach, mushrooms, tomato & potatoes.

$17.50

Country Comfort

Tofu and your choice of veggies or sausage or bacon & potatoes with a biscuit and gravy.

$17.50

Belmont Combo

Your choice of ft, cake (cc or quinoa) or waffle with 2 sides.

$17.50

The Basic

$9.50

Burrito

Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, sour cream & salsa wrapped in a wheat tortilla.

$12.00

Benedicts

Bowls

Big V

Tofu and steamed veggies with your choice of rice or pots.

$13.00

Caesar BLT

Greens with our house bacon, avocado and tomato in our CZar dressing.

$12.50

Cheeseburger Burrito

A wheat tortilla stuffed with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, house made cheese sauce, chopped burger (vegetarian) and fries with a mayo-mustard sauce.

$13.00

Wraps

Burger

Down Yonder

BBq'd jackfruit, no burger & slaw.

$11.00

Paradox Yogi Chai Tea

$3.75

Righteous Matcha Tea

$4.00

Grey Tea

$3.50

Chocolate Clouds Tea

$3.50

Sunshine Tea

$3.50

Mint Over Matter Tea

$3.50

English Breakfast Tea

$3.50

Jazz Tea

$3.50

Thunderbolt Tea

$4.00

16 oz. Bridge City Blended

Cold brew, peanut butter, banana, chocolate and hemp milk.

$8.50

16 oz. Yum Yum Blended

Banana, peanut butter, chocolate and hemp milk.

$7.50

Hot Tea Selections

Drinks

Organic Coffee

Groundworks coffeeBottomless.

$3.50

Cold Brewed Iced Coffee

$5.50

Coke

$2.25

Diet Coke

$2.25

7-Up

$2.25

Kombucha

$4.25

Iced Tea

$3.00

Lemonade

$3.50

Arnold Palmer

$3.00

Watermelon Water

$4.25

Watermelon

Pineapple water.

$4.25

Juice

$6.50

Milk

$2.50

Chocolate Milk

$5.00

Hot Cocoa

$5.50

Blackberry Chia Superjuice

$3.00

Peach Juice

$2.00

Ginger-Berry Smoothie

Oregon berries, banana, ginger, hemp milk, cinnamon

$8.50

7UP

$1.75

Coconut Water

$4.25

Coffee

$3.00

Cranberry Juice

$3.00

Kale Coconut Superjuice

$3.00

Pacific Soy Chocolate Milk

$2.00

Paradox Yogi Chai

$3.50

Pineapple Juice

$3.00

Righteous Matcha

Japanese green tea, stone-milled by hand to a fine powder.

$3.95

Smoothie

$4.00

Iron high smoothie

Banana, pineapple, chia seeds, spinach, hemp milk

$8.50

Sunrise smoothie

Banana, Oregon peaches, pineapple, hemp milk

$8.50

Reuben Sandwich

Tempeh, sauerkraut, 1000 Island & dill remoulade on marbled rye with cheese.

$13.00

BBQ'd Tempeh and Peanut Salad

Napa cabbage and kale tossed with cucumber, green onions, cilantro, almonds and crispy yakisoba in peanut dressing; topped with BBQ'd tempeh.

$15.00

Sandwiches, Wraps and Salads (Archieved)

Bites (Archieved)

Tots with Ranch

$7.50

French Fries with Fry Sauce

$6.50

Nuggets and Fries

8 pieces with sauce of your choice.

$11.00

Side of Veggies

$5.25

Paradox Potatoes

$4.75

1 Egg

$3.00

Side of Tofu

$5.50

Side of Tempeh

$6.25

Side of Veggie Sausage

$5.50

Side of Apple-Maple Link Sausage

$5.50

Homemade Bread

$4.25

Side of Mushrooms

$3.25

Almond Gravy

Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$3.25

Cheese Sauce

Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$3.25

Toast

$3.25

Salsa

$2.50

Sour Cream

$2.75

Guacamole

$3.75

Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto

$3.25

Peanut Butter

$2.25

Almond Butter

$3.25

Side of Chicken-Apple Sausage

Gluten-free.

$5.25

Side of Arugula Pesto

Vegan and gluten-free.

$2.75

Banana (Side)

$1.50

On The Side (Archieved)

Current Features (Archived)

Salem Wrap

Zaatar seasoned tempeh, hummus, cucumber, spinach and quinoa tabouli wrapped in a wheat tortilla and served with house made tortilla chips. Vegetarian.

$8.25

Tacos

Green leaf lettuce stuffed with ginger marinated soy curls, napa cabbage, kale, cilantro and Asian pickled cucumbers served with a side of peanut dressing. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$10.00

Avocado Benedict

Fat-sliced sourdough topped with tofu, onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and avocado, topped with our tree hugger hollandaise and served with seasoned red potatoes. Vegetarian.

$13.00

Quinoa Cakes

Almond butter and Oregon berry compote. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$4.95

Chung Tots

Tater tots covered in spicy cheese sauce topped with ginger marinated soy curls, cilantro, green onion and Asian pickled cucumbers. Served with a side of spicy ketchup. Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$9.95

Cranberry-Hazelnut Whole Grain Pancakes

With Oregon hazelnuts and dried cranberries. Vegan.

$4.95

Sweet Surrender Cakes

Our whole grain batter, dark chocolate and toasted almonds. Vegan.

$4.95

Solstice Corn Cakes

With fresh apples and toasted walnuts. Vegan and gluten-free.

$4.95

Corn Cakes

Vegan and gluten-free.

$5.50

Whole Grain Cakes

Vegan.

$5.45

Biscuits & Gravy

Vegan.

$3.50

HOG Pile (V)

HOG (Herb & Onion bread with Gravy) with tofu, mushroom, onion & spinach.

$8.75

Oh My Yum (Archived)

Soups (Archived)

Soup of the Day

Contact restaurant for current selection. Vegan.

$3.50

Black Bean Chili Soup

Vegetarian and gluten-free.

$3.50

Soup & Salad

A bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or Greek salad.

$8.50

Garlic-Bacon Mac

2014 vegan iron chef ultimate mac and cheese winner! Vegetarian.

$9.00

Pepperjack Mac

Tempeh, caramelized jalapeno, onion & bell pepper & smoked tomato pieces.

$9.00

Spitfire Mac

Caramelized onion, jalapeno and bell pepper toasted with tempeh and our house-made cheese sauce. Add broccoli, soy curls, tofu or tempeh for an additional charge. Gluten free and vegetarian.

$9.00

P.A.M. Mac

Macaroni pasta in cheesy goodness topped with green onions. Vegetarian.

$7.95

Iron Mac (V)

Vegan Iron Chef Ultimate Mac & Cheese Winner!

$9.50

Stroganoff (V)

Mushrooms, chicken (v) or tempeh, topped with sour cream and green onions.

$7.50

Mac's (Archived)

A la Carte, Substitutions & Stuff (Archived)

Add Mushrooms to Anything

$1.50

Extra Side of Dressing

Dressing choices are Maple-Mustard, Sesame-Peanut, Lemon Tahini, Basil Pesto Vinaigrette, Caesar, Thousand Island or Ranch. All dressings are vegan EXCEPT the ranch dressing.

$0.75

Gluten Free Bun

Please specify which item gets the gluten free bun.

$1.75

Upgrade to Real Maple Syrup

$1.00

Add Love Dust to Tofu

$0.50

Utensils Napkin Plate (Biodegradable)

Includes plate, napkin, fork, spoon, knife, salt and pepper (all Eco-Friendly).

$0.40

Plates Only (Biodegradable)

Only need plates? Add on our fully biodegradable plates to your order today

$0.25

Utensils & Napkin Only (Biodegradable)

Utensil set includes fork, knife, spoon, napkin, and salt & pepper packet. Eco friendly biodegradable materials.

$0.25

Serving Spoons

$0.25

Serving Forks

$0.25

Catering Tongs

$0.25

Bag of Ice - 24 Hours Notice Required

$3.50

10 oz. Plastic Drinking Cups - 24 Hours Notice Required

$0.15

Disposable tablecloth--Advanced Orders Only

White

$2.50

Chafing Dish with Fuel (Disposable)

$14.00

Serving Platters

Large round plastic serving trays with lids.

$8.00

Catering Cafe Yumm Catering Fee

$25.00

Place Settings And Utensils (Archived)

Discounts and Credits (Archived)

Custom Discount

$0.00

House Discount (Emp, DRV)

$0.00

MISC

$0.00