Paradox Cafe Menu
Welcome to Paradox Cafe, a delightful spot located at 3439 SE Belmont St, Portland, OR. This cozy eatery is a wonderful fusion of modern diner aesthetics and a warm, welcoming atmosphere. Known for its exceptional breakfast and brunch options, Paradox Cafe offers a plethora of dishes, featuring everything from classic favorites to remarkable vegan alternatives.
The standout dishes, like the avocado benny, are crafted with fresh ingredients, promising exquisite flavors that will keep you coming back for more. The crispy potato bites are a must-try—crunchy perfection! Beyond the food, you will appreciate the top-notch service and hospitable vibe, making every visit special.
Whether you're enjoying a cup of organic coffee or indulging in their decadent offerings, Paradox Cafe is a haven for breakfast lovers and brunch enthusiasts alike. Don't forget to bring your furry friends; dogs are welcome too!
For Starters
Solstice Corn Cake
Served with apples and walnuts.
Biscuit and Gravy
Served with roasted peach and oregano berry compote.
French Toast
Waffle
The Bundle
Fresh, steamed veggies over a biscuit and gravy with tofu.
P-Dox Benedict
Tofu, sausage patties & potatoes
Avo Bene
Avocado, spinach, mushrooms, tomato & potatoes.
Country Comfort
Tofu and your choice of veggies or sausage or bacon & potatoes with a biscuit and gravy.
Belmont Combo
Your choice of ft, cake (cc or quinoa) or waffle with 2 sides.
The Basic
Burrito
Tofu, potatoes, black bean chili, sour cream & salsa wrapped in a wheat tortilla.
Benedicts
Bowls
Big V
Tofu and steamed veggies with your choice of rice or pots.
Caesar BLT
Greens with our house bacon, avocado and tomato in our CZar dressing.
Cheeseburger Burrito
A wheat tortilla stuffed with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, house made cheese sauce, chopped burger (vegetarian) and fries with a mayo-mustard sauce.
Wraps
Burger
Down Yonder
BBq'd jackfruit, no burger & slaw.
Paradox Yogi Chai Tea
Righteous Matcha Tea
Grey Tea
Chocolate Clouds Tea
Sunshine Tea
Mint Over Matter Tea
English Breakfast Tea
Jazz Tea
Thunderbolt Tea
16 oz. Bridge City Blended
Cold brew, peanut butter, banana, chocolate and hemp milk.
16 oz. Yum Yum Blended
Banana, peanut butter, chocolate and hemp milk.
Hot Tea Selections
Drinks
Organic Coffee
Groundworks coffeeBottomless.
Cold Brewed Iced Coffee
Coke
Diet Coke
7-Up
Kombucha
Iced Tea
Lemonade
Arnold Palmer
Watermelon Water
Watermelon
Pineapple water.
Juice
Milk
Chocolate Milk
Hot Cocoa
Blackberry Chia Superjuice
Peach Juice
Ginger-Berry Smoothie
Oregon berries, banana, ginger, hemp milk, cinnamon
7UP
Coconut Water
Coffee
Cranberry Juice
Kale Coconut Superjuice
Pacific Soy Chocolate Milk
Paradox Yogi Chai
Pineapple Juice
Righteous Matcha
Japanese green tea, stone-milled by hand to a fine powder.
Smoothie
Iron high smoothie
Banana, pineapple, chia seeds, spinach, hemp milk
Sunrise smoothie
Banana, Oregon peaches, pineapple, hemp milk
Reuben Sandwich
Tempeh, sauerkraut, 1000 Island & dill remoulade on marbled rye with cheese.
BBQ'd Tempeh and Peanut Salad
Napa cabbage and kale tossed with cucumber, green onions, cilantro, almonds and crispy yakisoba in peanut dressing; topped with BBQ'd tempeh.
Sandwiches, Wraps and Salads (Archieved)
Bites (Archieved)
Tots with Ranch
French Fries with Fry Sauce
Nuggets and Fries
8 pieces with sauce of your choice.
Side of Veggies
Paradox Potatoes
1 Egg
Side of Tofu
Side of Tempeh
Side of Veggie Sausage
Side of Apple-Maple Link Sausage
Homemade Bread
Side of Mushrooms
Almond Gravy
Vegetarian and gluten-free.
Cheese Sauce
Vegetarian and gluten-free.
Toast
Salsa
Sour Cream
Guacamole
Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto
Peanut Butter
Almond Butter
Side of Chicken-Apple Sausage
Gluten-free.
Side of Arugula Pesto
Vegan and gluten-free.
Banana (Side)
On The Side (Archieved)
Current Features (Archived)
Salem Wrap
Zaatar seasoned tempeh, hummus, cucumber, spinach and quinoa tabouli wrapped in a wheat tortilla and served with house made tortilla chips. Vegetarian.
Tacos
Green leaf lettuce stuffed with ginger marinated soy curls, napa cabbage, kale, cilantro and Asian pickled cucumbers served with a side of peanut dressing. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
Avocado Benedict
Fat-sliced sourdough topped with tofu, onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and avocado, topped with our tree hugger hollandaise and served with seasoned red potatoes. Vegetarian.
Quinoa Cakes
Almond butter and Oregon berry compote. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
Chung Tots
Tater tots covered in spicy cheese sauce topped with ginger marinated soy curls, cilantro, green onion and Asian pickled cucumbers. Served with a side of spicy ketchup. Vegetarian and gluten-free.
Cranberry-Hazelnut Whole Grain Pancakes
With Oregon hazelnuts and dried cranberries. Vegan.
Sweet Surrender Cakes
Our whole grain batter, dark chocolate and toasted almonds. Vegan.
Solstice Corn Cakes
With fresh apples and toasted walnuts. Vegan and gluten-free.
Corn Cakes
Vegan and gluten-free.
Whole Grain Cakes
Vegan.
Biscuits & Gravy
Vegan.
HOG Pile (V)
HOG (Herb & Onion bread with Gravy) with tofu, mushroom, onion & spinach.
Oh My Yum (Archived)
Soups (Archived)
Soup of the Day
Contact restaurant for current selection. Vegan.
Black Bean Chili Soup
Vegetarian and gluten-free.
Soup & Salad
A bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or Greek salad.
Garlic-Bacon Mac
2014 vegan iron chef ultimate mac and cheese winner! Vegetarian.
Pepperjack Mac
Tempeh, caramelized jalapeno, onion & bell pepper & smoked tomato pieces.
Spitfire Mac
Caramelized onion, jalapeno and bell pepper toasted with tempeh and our house-made cheese sauce. Add broccoli, soy curls, tofu or tempeh for an additional charge. Gluten free and vegetarian.
P.A.M. Mac
Macaroni pasta in cheesy goodness topped with green onions. Vegetarian.
Iron Mac (V)
Vegan Iron Chef Ultimate Mac & Cheese Winner!
Stroganoff (V)
Mushrooms, chicken (v) or tempeh, topped with sour cream and green onions.
Mac's (Archived)
A la Carte, Substitutions & Stuff (Archived)
Add Mushrooms to Anything
Extra Side of Dressing
Dressing choices are Maple-Mustard, Sesame-Peanut, Lemon Tahini, Basil Pesto Vinaigrette, Caesar, Thousand Island or Ranch. All dressings are vegan EXCEPT the ranch dressing.
Gluten Free Bun
Please specify which item gets the gluten free bun.
Upgrade to Real Maple Syrup
Add Love Dust to Tofu
Utensils Napkin Plate (Biodegradable)
Includes plate, napkin, fork, spoon, knife, salt and pepper (all Eco-Friendly).
Plates Only (Biodegradable)
Only need plates? Add on our fully biodegradable plates to your order today
Utensils & Napkin Only (Biodegradable)
Utensil set includes fork, knife, spoon, napkin, and salt & pepper packet. Eco friendly biodegradable materials.
Serving Spoons
Serving Forks
Catering Tongs
Bag of Ice - 24 Hours Notice Required
10 oz. Plastic Drinking Cups - 24 Hours Notice Required
Disposable tablecloth--Advanced Orders Only
White
Chafing Dish with Fuel (Disposable)
Serving Platters
Large round plastic serving trays with lids.